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... in bedMy fortunes in bed
You begin to appreciate how important it is to share your personal beliefs in bed.
[So does this mean that I start to realize how nice it is to share my kinkiness with my bf? Otherwise I would not be having any fun?]
An exciting opportunity lies ahead if you are not timid in bed.
[OoOoOo, this cookie is telling me to go out and get 'em!]
Two important decisions shall be made by you soon in bed.
[Well, this is a little more cryptic... this could mean many things.]
One cannot know the best that is in him in bed.
[aka: It is best to work with the buddy system... ask your partner how do I rate?]
Your help will be needed in an embarrassing situation in bed.
[Oh no! I hope this isn't worse than the super glue scene in American Pie...]
Truthful words are not always beautiful; beautiful words are not always truthful in bed.
[So true... so true.]
Idleness is the holiday of fools in bed.
[Rawr! Get your freak on as often as you can cuz idleness is the holiday of fools sez my cookie!]
You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time in bed.
[How did they know??]
Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive in bed.
[Yeah, yeah it is... unfortunate sometimes isn't it?]
You will soon have an opportunity to make a change to your advantage in bed.
[Hmmm... opportunity is knocking at my door? Hmmm...]
You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to in bed.
[How fortunate I am to touch this bed... ;} heehee.]
You are the guiding star of his existence in bed.
[Awww. *smilez* Yes I am, he even told me so.]
Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open in bed.
[I guess once you are in bed, the 'someone' should be pretty easy to figure out. ^_~]
Family relationships will improve with time in bed.
[O.o I sure hope not!! I for one won't be trying it.]
You are always entertaining and delightful in bed.
[... and mister cookie-fortune writer knows this how? ;}~]
In God we trust; all others must pay cash in bed.
[*whew* ... what a statement! Personally, I would charge God cash, too!]
People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner in bed.
[Rico, Rico Suuuuave! So uhh... hey bebbe. ;}~]
Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues in bed.
[Those kinky, kinky men...]
Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you in bed.
[Awww... :} Don't I know it! *^_^*]
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic in bed.
[I must admit, I *do* like it kinda artistic. ^_~]
You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business in bed.
[Oh my! Far *and* wide!? w00! ... erm, although this one sounds like slutty.]
Your dearest wish will come true in bed.
[I better get thinking about something or one very dear than, neh?]
Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it in bed.
[w00t! Sodomy!]
Enjoy the good luck a companion brings you in bed.
[... so we're calling it 'good luck' these days, eh?]
Forget the entanglement of love; forget not to practice charity in bed.
[I would venture to guess that a male fortune-writer out there is in search of a fuck-buddy. ;}]
Fortunes in bed courtesy of visitors
You will have many friends in bed.
[Hmm... I wonder what my friends' fortunes said. *wink*]
Submitted by Tommy Gober.
You will recieve an unexpected gift in bed.
[I'm thinking there should be the most beautiful chick of my dreams waiting in my bed...]
Reader message: Well I didn't get this one actually, my brother did... And later that night he got two gallons of milk from the neighbors... Hmmm.
Submitted by Oops.. forgot this person's name..
Yes, do it with confedence in bed.
[Yeeeeeeeeah, baby!]
Submitted by Jesse.
You'd rather be approached than do the approaching in bed.
[In most cases, isn't this true of everyone?]
Submitted by Jesse.
Your ideas are cleaver and you will be awarded in bed.
[The best reward there is... :D]
Submitted by Jesse.
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Last updated on 04.30.04
